Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be President.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You only bleed when cut.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt (righty tighty, lefty loosey).
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-Large feet are attractive.
-One mood all the time (for most men excluding my husband).
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public (although you do adjust and scratch other things in public and no one says anything).
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades (except for your mullet!).
-Salt and pepper colored hair is sexy and distinguished.
-You only have to shave your face and neck (again unless you are my husband and hate any kind of hair altogether) .
-You can play with toys all your life.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons and life, usually.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache (but please choose not to, that's just my opinion).
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier...
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Why Men Are Never Depressed (and subsequently why women are)
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